Hilarious lyrics!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


A pretty woman makes her husband look smal
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And very often causes his downfall


As soon as he married her and then she starts


To do the things that will break his heart


But if you make an ugly woman your wife


A-you’ll be happy for the rest of your life


An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time


And she’ll always give you peace of mind


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


[Sax solo]


Don’t let your friends say you have no taste


Go ahead and marry anyway


Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match


Take it from me, she’s a better catch


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


[Spoken:]


Say man!


Hey baby!


I saw your wife the other day!


Yeah?


Yeah, an’ she’s ug-leeee! (hahaha!!!)


Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!


Yeah, alright!


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life


Never make a pretty woman your wife


So for my personal point of view


Get an ugly girl to marry you

=D

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